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Gray Matters
I was washing my hands in the powder room this evening and glanced in the mirror. Much to my horror, a shiny strand of hair was peeking out at me. ELIZABEEEETHHHH!! COME HERE PLEASE!? My daughter...
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Coz I’m So Smoooooth
Note: To fully enjoy this post, you should click on the links so the music can play while you visualize what I’m about to tell you, which sadly, is a completely accurate account of my drive home this...
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Hey, Man…I’m With the Band
Let me start this post off by saying that in high school, I was not in band. I hung around with a lot of band kids and they seemed to have a great time. A lot of them were and are still very cool and...
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Allelujiah, Amen. Where’s the Eggnog?
It’s over. Now lets focus on turkey and ho-ho-ho’s. You know, “being one nation, under God, indivisible”? “Good will toward men?” Does this ring a bell with anyone? Sheesh. Allelujiah, Amen....
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I’m Sorry, You Have the Wrong Number
The past couple of days, I’ve received notifications regarding comments on old blog posts. Very old. Like back to the beginning. I would like to think, “Hey cool! New readers!” However, the comments...
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I’m Back!
Did you miss me?? I didn’t think so. :) I’m going to be doing some tweaking and twerking in the next few weeks. Please hold your applause until the end of the presentation. And now for something...
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If Marriage is a Contact Sport, Where’s the Referee?
A few years back, there was a short-lived television show called “The Marriage Ref”. Produced by Jerry Seinfeld and hosted by Tom Pappa, it featured a panel of celebs (mostly comedians) who would...
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Mayonnaise is Not a Vegetable
I got tired of listening to the hubster complain about how I make our son’s lunch, but not his. So, this morning I made his lunch. Hubster came in the kitchen just as I was finishing. Me: “Mustard...
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What’s the secret password?
I am so tired of having to have complicated passwords. Why do I have to have one capital letter and one number for the password to my grocery store account? If that actually got hacked, what is at...
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Good MOoooooooorrniiiinnngggg…INDONESIA!
I love logging on in the morning and seeing that people from all over the world have hit on my blog. I have regular visitors from Australia, Italy, the UK and Canada. I’ve also gotten hits from...
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Remembering
March is rough. Come mid- to late-February, I start dreading March. It gets harder and harder each day, until the 19th passes and I can start to breathe again. They say grief eases with time, and...
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No Time for That F’ed Up Shit!
Earlier, I had to do something out at our reception desk. While I was there, I caught part of #Outnumbered on Fox. The panel was discussing the TG bathroom issue. Herman Cain said, “What I don’t want...
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Gray Matters
I was washing my hands in the powder room this evening and glanced in the mirror. Much to my horror, a shiny strand of hair was peeking out at me. ELIZABEEEETHHHH!! COME HERE PLEASE!? My daughter...
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